My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
he fucked my hip out of place.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
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