well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
I want to make a zoo with you.
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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