PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
i dont even know how to be here
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
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