I love black thongs
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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