Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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