can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
he fucked my hip out of place.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
Randomize
