On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
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