HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
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