if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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