so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
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