If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
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