I must be too annoying 4 u.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
why is half of my head shaved?
Randomize
