i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
Randomize
