good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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