yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
operation have a gay friend backfired
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
