And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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