? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Randomize
