he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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