What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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