Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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