Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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