he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
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