He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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