Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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