For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
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