Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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