i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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