Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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