Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
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