Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
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