What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
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