had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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