Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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