I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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