i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
Randomize
