so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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