i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
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