the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
is wine microwaveable?
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
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