She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
You're like the curious george of whores
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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