OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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