Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
Randomize
