p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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