We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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