Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
Randomize
