I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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