i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
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