I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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