Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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