That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
I love you.
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