Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Randomize
